is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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