I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
