that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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