I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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