it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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