Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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