why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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