I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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