Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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