we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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