Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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