so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
