Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my vag is so smooth its legendary
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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