Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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