I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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