I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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