Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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