How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
