We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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