so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I need moral support for this bender
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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