So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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