Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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