Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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