She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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