Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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