But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
