i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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