Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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