just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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