She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He? As in you personified your dick?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Randomize
