girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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