Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He passed out mid-signature
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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