belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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