We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
His nipple licking is glorious
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