Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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