god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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