We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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