Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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