I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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