I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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