Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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