Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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