We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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