Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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