can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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