no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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