Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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