I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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