4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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