seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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