North Korea, Best Korea!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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