living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
we should paint friendship bongs
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