True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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